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WEDNESDAY AT THE MEN'S CLUB
Hiya Lou. What can I get you?
Scotch will do.
Johnny Black please.
What's for dinner?
Steak, spuds'n peas.
Cigars on the patio. Let's sit.
What's the news?
Higher taxes, says DiBlasio
DiBlasio? What a twit!
Trump.... another nitwit.
Politicians! Bunch of shits.
Waddaya watchin?
Yankees.
Millionaire crybabies
always bitchin'.
Buncha' turkeys.
They'll lose the game-
can't hit, pitchin's lame.
Look at this crowd,
the walking dead!
Is anyone under seventy?
All I see are hairy ears
on a bald head.
Viagra! That's the remedy!
Sex?
First, you need a willing woman...
What's a woman?
I knew once...
There was a time....
Tell me about it...
Forget about it.
Why don't we start a book club?
Waddaya nuts? Have another Scotch.
I gotta pee.
Again?
Wednesday at the Mens Club.mp3
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